[translation to English. In reference to this story:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/25/AR2009102502468.\
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The man who was on exhibit naked, even in the bathroom of his own house

1. Eric Williamson is a man who is accustomed to being on exhibit naked
in his house, especially when he sits on the toilet during the act of
defecation, in the shower or in the bath, as well as taking advantage of
moments of solitude with the excuse of having some coffee.

2. As it happened one day, at 5:30 in the morning, an idiotic old woman
took a walk with her seven-year-old grandson to see if they could catch
an "exhibitionist." The issue is that the grandson had never seen a
naked man, and in spite of the risk that a sighting such as the one
described here could reduce him to more of an imbecile than his
grandmother.

3. They got lucky that morning, since the 29-year-old man had gotten out
of bed stark naked, in such a way that he didn't even take care to hide
his mouth which, as is well known, so many naughty people are always
using with their faces buried in some person's crotch.

4. This man's biggest problem is probably not having appealed to a
higher power - in that country where all types of believers have rights
to their religious beliefs - since the god who sustains them must have
commanded him to stay naked, as long as his own sensitivity to a harsh
climate doesn't prevent it. At least that's what my goddess commands me.

Nyullnu wrote:
>
>
> 1. Eric Williamson es un hombre que acostumbrava a exhibirse desnudo
> en su casa, sobretodo cuando se sentaba en la taza del váter durante
> el acto defecatorio, en la ducha o en el baño, así como también
> aprovechando los momentos de soledad con la excusa de tomarse un café.
>
> 2. Como pasaba a diario, a la cinco y media de la madrugada, una vieja
> idiota se paseaba con su nieto de siete años para ver si cazaban algún
> "exhibicionista". La cuestión es que el nieto jamás había visto un
> hombre desnudo, a pesar del riesgo que comporta que una visión como la
> descrita le dejase más imbecilizado que a su abuela.
>
> 3. Aquella mañana tuvo suerte ya que aquel hombre de 29 años se
> levantó completamente desnudo, a pelo, de tal manera que incluso se
> despreocupó de ocultar su boca que, com es bien sabido, tantas
> guarrerías acostumbra a protagonizar, con los morros en la entrepierna
> de cualquier persona.
>
> 4. Probablemente el problema mas grande de este hombre es no haber
> apelado, en aquel país de los derechos para todo tipo de creyentes a
> sus creencias religiosas ya que probablemente el dios que las sustenta
> le debe ordenar mantenerse desnudo, siempre y cuando su propia
> sensibilidad frente a un clima riguroso no se lo impida. Al menos así
> me lo hace mi diosa
>