Why the chicken crossed the road in the words of the Star Wars
characters!!*
Yoda:
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
Vader:
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Luke:
Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
Leia:
I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
Han:
Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
Threepio:
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
Artoo:
beep beep be bop.
Chewie:
Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
Ben:
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
Boba Fett:
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
Wedge:
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure
you can cross it?
Jerjerrod:
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
Bib:
Die chicken wanga?
Biggs:
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
Tarkin:
The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens.
Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a
car!
Uncle Owen:
I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
Aunt Beru:
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed.
It means so much to him.
Admiral Ackbar:
All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
Lando:
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of
gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!
Emperor:
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
Jabba:
Bo shuda chicken!