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The Hottest Alien Babes of Film and
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There’s nothing like a good sci-fi flick to really capture a guy’s
attention. The spaceships…the laser guns…. the distant worlds full of
adventure…and those saucy alien chicks in miniskirts whose morals seem
looser than William Shatner’s toupee.

But golly gee, there’s so much alien hotness to choose from. How do you
decide which babe with green skin is worth your time? Well rest easy fellow
space traveler, I’ve done the hard work for you. Allow me to present you
with a list guaranteed to appeal to the Buck Rogers in all of us.

*10. Andrea the Android from Star Trek (the original series) *
“No... Not programmed for you!”

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Lets start the list off with a little mechanical geisha action, shall we?
The original Star Trek was filled with beautiful women but the android from
this episode takes top prize in the category of Kirk bait. Decked out in a
space bikini and filled with less brains than a tribble, Andrea was the
epitome of a “pleasure unit.” At first Kirk does the upright and uptight
Captain bit around her but he soon figures out that android loving is better
than no loving at all.

Andrea claims she’s “not programmed” for Kirk but he proves her wrong by
doing a quick system reboot with his tongue. She acts all confused but under
her cold rubber skin you know her mechanical heart pumps oil only for our
Captain. Oh Andrea…If only they’ve gone down the same route as you when
casting Data on The Next Generation

*9. Leeloo from the film The Fifth Element*
“Mul-ti-pass!”

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Those aliens sure were smart when they packaged the supreme weapon against
pure evil into a form as hot as Leeloo. But there’s nothing in the manual
that says weapons of mass destruction have to be boring to look at is there?
Heck, even after she’s grown in a laboratory the scientists are careful to
keep the hot level at 10 by giving her some ace bandages for clothes. Later
on Jean-Paul Gaultier makes her wear Jamie Lee Curtis’s outfit from
“Perfect” but it’s ok, she still looks great in it.

Throughout most of the film Leeloo displays the verbal skills of a chimp by
speaking something called the “Divine Language” but for most guys that’s
just another turn on. There’s evidently some big plot in the movie about
Leeloo saving earth but all I can remember is the action scenes where she
kicks the ass of some of those pig guards from the Return of the Jedi.

*8. Stella Star from the film Starcrash*
"Go for hyperspace!"

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Now the Italians really knew how to make a sci-fi film back in the 70s. None
of this boring Wookies, stormtroopers, or talking robots stuff from the
masters of the spaghetti western. They went straight to the heart of any
quality science fiction… a chick in a sexy black bikini and thigh high
boots.

There’s not a whole lot of plot or special effects to get in the way of
showing Stella jiggling around like a chicken on a hotplate. At various
points for no reason she gets captured by the galactic police, chased down
by Amazons, and even frozen in a block of ice but the resourceful Stella
always manages to escape and bring her…er, “talents” back to the front of
the screen. For some ungodly reason David Hasselhoff is in this thing with
the biggest hair in his life but seeing him have a lightsaber battle with
robots makes it all worthwhile.

*7. Pris from the film Blade Runner*
“A basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer
colonies.”

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I know what you’re thinking; “We’ve already had an android on the list.”
Well don’t look a gift robot in the mouth, buddy. Plus Pris is way more
limber than those other stock unit androids. She’s the Cathy Lee Rigby of
synthetics and when her temper gets going you just better hope she doesn’t
plan on using you as a springboard.

But most of the time Pris is just your average factory built hunk of love
that’s just looking for a longer life from her creator. Her hobbies include
punching out car windows, spray painting her face, picking up eggs from
boiling water, and hanging out with the mayor from Deadwood.

Of course the greatest thing about dating a replicant is that you never have
to worry about entering into a long-term relationship.

*6. Princess Aura from the film Flash Gordon*
“Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?”

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Hot damn lets get it on with evil! If there was ever a woman that you
wouldn’t want to bring home to mother then Aura is it. Dirty, hot, and
nasty; Aura uses men like a black widow uses her mates. Those come hither
thighs will have you so hypnotized that you never see the dagger she’s
holding behind her back. Aura is the ultimate bad girl, and her body is just
another weapon in the fight to get what she wants. Not even her father is
immune to her charms and watching her slink around Daddy-O can give you a
case of the creeps high up on the Oedipus scale.

And speaking of Dad, wouldn’t he be like the worst father-in-law ever? You’d
never be able to live up to expectations. No matter what job you managed to
snag, Ming would always be asking things like “What planet did you enslave
today?”

*5. Xev Bellringer from the TV series Lexx*
“My sex organ has NEVER functioned, so we both have a lot of catching up to
do!”

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There’s nothing like a babe who has been reconstituted from green slime to
really get the old blood pumping. Throw in the fact that she’s an ex love
slave and has some lizard DNA and we’ve really got the makings of an
interesting Saturday night. Another big plus is that she seems to enjoy
taking off her clothes at any opportunity. Xev’s biggest downfall is that
she’s in love with a some dead goth guy but there’s always the chance that
he might degenerate into dust at any given moment.

I would suggest making sure your first date with Xev is on a planet since
hygiene on the ship (snake shower heads and lapping tongues in the toilet)
make for some uncomfortable post-coital moments.
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4. Æon Flux from the animated TV series Æon Flux*
“Ready for the action now, danger boy?”

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And no, I’m not talking about that cheeseball movie with that serial killer
in it. I’m talking about the REAL Æon; the ass-kicking, name-taking,
supervixen from MTV. Æon’s the perfect chick for the guy who’s looking for a
one-night stand with little complications. This is one girl who’s not going
to wonder why you didn’t call her the next day. Of course Æon has a few
little quirks that may be a little daunting to the average guy…poison teeth,
nanobots for buddies, a spine whose consistency resembles grape jelly, and a
tendency to die a lot. But there’s nothing that true lust can’t overcome!

Another downside is that she’s still getting over her old boyfriend Trevor
and tends to go all emotional when his name is brought up. Since going
emotional for Æon involves 2 machine guns set on autofire it’s for the best
if you keep talk of past lovers to a minimum.

*3. Number 6 from the TV series Battlestar Galactica*
“… I've been having sex with a Cylon for the past two years now."

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Another android? Maybe you’re right; I just may have some sort of mechanical
fetish going on deep in my subconscious. Or maybe I just like chicks with an
off button.

Six though, is in another league entirely from the usual metal headed
hotness I’ve talked about before. She’s an android with an agenda, hell bent
on erasing out the human race before Edward James Olmos can spread that skin
condition of his through out the rest of the galaxy.

Best of all, she comes in multiple versions, just like Ben and Jerry’s.
Tired of the vixen model? Why not trade down to the withdrawn and needy
type…just remember not to give her a nuclear weapon. Six’s have multiple
advantages over normal girls such as enhanced strength, see through clothes,
and the ability to only show the side of their boobs. Their spines glow when
they’re in the mood so there’s no more wondering when your special
ladyfriend is ready to give her microprocessor a good shakedown.

*2. Altaira from the film Forbidden Planet*
“What’s a bathing suit?”

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There’s something about the innocence of a girl who’s never seen another
male besides her Daddy to really get the mind to thinking evil thoughts.
Combine that with a cute face, short skirts and a robot that can mix drinks
and we’ve got the makings of a beautiful relationship. Of course there’s a
pesky problem of an invisible monster who’s killing all your friends but
that’s just a minor inconvenience. There are bigger things for us to worry
about, like where the swimming pool is!

All in all the planet of Altair IV could be a great place to settle down
with a little space kitten if it wasn’t for that monster, an overbearing
Dad, and everybody talking about some Shakespeare play that’s suppose to be
going on. My advice would be to steal the government’s UFO and hightail it
back to Earth. With a girl this naive you can probably talk her into
anything.


*1. Space Vampire Girl from the film Lifeforce*
“Don't worry. A naked girl is not going to get out of this complex.”

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My number one pick is a no-brainer. How can you go wrong with a science
fiction movie in which the female lead spends the entire time walking around
with no clothes on?

But you see, it’s very important to the plot for her to walk around naked
cause she’s a space vampire and space vampires don’t have any modesty
and….er, heck I don’t know, love to show off their perky breasts or
something. This movie is a lot like Species except the Space Vampire is a
lot hotter and she stands around naked a lot more of the time.

There’s some sort of a plot about a vampire epidemic and shriveled up
corpses but you’ll be so hypnotized by those boobies that you could care
less. Even when she’s killing someone you’re just staring at her and
wondering what genius wrote this script up. It’s pure movie magic I tell ya!


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